How Hitch Gets It Done

CHRISTOPHER “Hellbound” Hitchens admits drinking “enough every day to kill or stun the average mule,” but insists the rampant boozing hasn’t affected his career. “Many great writers did some of their finest work when blotto, smashed, polluted, [bleep]faced, squiffy, whiffled and three sheets to the wind,” the “God Is Not Great” author tells the Times of London. “I have never been late for an appointment, never had to cancel a speaking arrangement. I do radio and TV, and I don’t slur.