Hitchens?

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Or Dwight Schrute (from “The Office”)?

No More Mister Nice Blog
thinks the two sound totally alike and has a contest featuring quotes from Hitchens and Schrute and you have to guess who’s saying what.

Some samples:

    1. You know, recognizing an enemy — it’s not just your mental cortex. Everything in you physically conditions you to realize that this means no good, like when you see a copperhead coming toward you. It’s basic: it lives or I do.

    2. A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged.

    3. I come from a long line of fighters, my maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed twenty men and then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp… My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life… different kind of fight.

    4. For the first time in my life, I felt myself in the position of the policeman…. What does one do when the forces of law and order have let you down, and the whole of society is stunned and terrified? Simply, I must find out what it’s like to think like a cop.

Answers when you click below…and see the rest here.


1. Hitchens
2. Schrute
3. Schrute
4. Hitchens