Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Into Book Publishing

Books for bored, rich women.

Gwyneth Paltrow, who is better than you at everything, has decided to enter the world of book publishing. Paltrow and her site, Goop, are getting a book imprint at Grand Central Publishing, called Goop Press.

Goop Press will churn out books that carry a Goop-approved message. “With so much incredible content now being produced at goop.com on a daily basis, we’re excited to memorialize it for audiences across the world,” said Paltrow, in a statement.

The first book will be Paltrow’s It’s All Easy: Delicious Weekday Recipes for the Super-Busy Home Cook, set to debut in April of next year.

We can’t wait to hear what Paltrow thinks of as “easy.” “Step one: Take your private jet to Paris and buy half a pound of truffles.”