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FishbowlDC: CNN’s Jake Tapper wonders “Why Washington won’t work.” He’s going to need some time. Check back with him in about 30 years.

TVSpy: Say hello to the newest TVSpy’er — Mark Joyella. Hello!

TVNewser: Stacey Dash, who has been divorced three times, talked to the New York Post about dating. Maybe take any advice she doles out with a grain of salt.