Good Morning FishbowlDC Readers

Quotes of the Day

Journo becomes cast expert

“I have it on good authority that casts for broken wrists now come in a bewilderingly vast array of colors.” — AFP‘s Olivier Knox, who explained to FishbowlDC that his “saintly wife” has suffered a broken wrist.

Bio of the Day

Gawker’s Political Editor Jim Newell: “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

The Media Critic

“Why is Matt Lauer talking to, never mind grilling, Donald Trump like he’s the head of the RNC.” — Editor-at-Large NRO, LAT and USA Today Columnist, FNC Contributor Jonah Goldberg.

White House Oops!

“S*#t happens — but WH just sent out two — count em, two — background emails referring to Va. Gov McDonnell as ‘McDonald’ before correx.” — Politico‘s Glenn Thrush.

New York Magazine’s Jonathan Chait to The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza: “The dull truth is that the presence of diseased monkeys running loose in the streets does not change things much in Ohio.”

More demons at Tschida’s house

“TV’s in house turn themselves on during day now. No reason why, cant stop it. Will just live with it and hope it stops eventually.” — ABC7 TV reporter Stephen Tschida.

A love note to Fox News

“Dear Fox News, don’t play our music on your evil f*cking channel ever again. Thank you.” — Maroon5’s  Adam Levine. (h/t Politico Amie Parnes’s twitter feed)