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Quote(s) of the day


This begs for a blond joke…pronto

“Question: How much do you tip the plumber for a 20 minute job fixing the water heater that costs $175?” And then she adds, “I must be the only person on the planet who didn’t know you don’t tip the plumber, haha thx.”
– Blonde Charity Mafia’s Katherine Kennedy in frightening Thursday tweets.

Congressman blasts Fox News

“Some of the people can be fools some of the time and Fox is an example of that everyday.” – Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) on Thursday’s “The Ed Show” on MSNBC hosted by fill-in correspondent Cenk Uygur. Of course, Grayson also suggested people may soon start saying President Obama is a martian.

Todd’s ‘perfect storm?’

“A @dailyrundown perfect storm is the Clemens indictment: my love of sports and Congress and @SavannahGuthrie’s love of the law and Congress.”
– NBC’s Chuck Todd in a Thursday tweet.

Deep thoughts with Lynda Erkiletian

“I looked at Tareq and Michaele and thought, ‘I don’t want to be in your energy field.'” – The ever classy and deep Lynda Erkiletian on Thursday night’s episode of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” She’s referring to the Salahis.