Golden Global Cooling: Let the Koans Commence!


Great minds think alike, tritely, re: The Golden Globes non-ceremony.

If a winner is announced to the absence of applause, does anyone hear it?


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? Similarly, if you win an award in Hollywood, but there is no red carpet, no kiss from the presenter, no acceptance speech and no interviews backstage, did you really win?


When you meet the Schnabel on the road, trip him.

(But not if he’s on the way to Ernest Borgnine’s party.)