Futbol? What is this futbol of which you speak?

Somewhere along the line HarperCollins’ exec editor David Hirshey became the Fishbowl sports correspondent, which may not necessarily be a step up from a Fishtern but at least pays twice as much. In any case, we know that we could never improve on the account he sent us of last night’s Media Soccer League Extravaganza, complete with jerseys whipped off in a frenzy and glistening media torsos. Not surprisingly, we didn’t touch a word. Yep, that’s the kind of editing we like best! Ladies and germs