Fred Willard is (Allegedly) a Dirty Old Man

Comedic actor Fred Willard was arrested last night by LAPD for lewd conduct, after getting caught with his pants down Pee Wee Herman-style at the Tiki Theater in Hollywood. According to a double entendre-loaded story by TMZ, Willard was enjoying the porno triple feature of Follow Me 2, Step Dad No. 2 and a parody of The Client List when officers caught him, member in hand. Willard was…er…released by LAPD shortly after his arrest.

Willard, incidentally, is 72-years-old. To which we say good for him! Let’s be honest, blue pill or no, you only have so many boners left at that age. YOLO, Mr. Willard. YOLO.