Forbes Names Giants, Jets Among Most Valuable NFL Teams

If you have about $3 billion in spare change, you should buy the Giants.

Forbes has released its annual rankings of the most valuable NFL franchises, and surprise! The Giants and Jets both made the top 10. The Cowboys are worth the most, at $4 billion, which makes last night’s boneheaded Giants loss somehow even worse.

The Cowboys are followed by the Cheaters, uh, we mean Patriots, worth about $3.2 billion. The Redskins ($2.85 billion) barely beat out the Giants ($2.5 billion) to earn the third spot on Forbes’ list. Rounding out the top five is the San Francisco 49ers, worth $2.7 billion.

The Jets—even after the starting QB got his jaw broken by a teammate—earned the sixth spot, with a valuation of $2.6 billion.