“‘Champagne is for sipping, not spraying,’ said Gary Heck, owner and
president of Korbel Champagne Cellars. ‘Follow these tips and you’re sure to get your fine champagne, like Korbel, in the glass, rather than all over your guests.'”
And this shocker:
“According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, the careless
handling of champagne is one of the most common causes for holiday-related eye injuries.”
One of the most common causes? We assume the top cause is Red Rider BB guns.