Fish Food: Hirschorn, DPC, And Baird Jones Lives Edition

— Whatever happened to Michael Hirschorn? Last we heard he managed to extricate himself from the decidedly downmarket VH1 and create his own television production company. We thought, wow, the next time we heard the name Hirschorn he’d be working on, like, an indie documentary on Vladimir Nabokov or some such intellectual passion project. No such luck. From TheHollywoodReporter: ”MTV said Thursday that it has greenlighted a new reality competition series with the working title ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ following recent speculation that it was eyeing the project.