FBNY’s Incomprehensive, Uninformed Guide To The Oscars

oscar_79_statue.jpgThe 79th Academy Awards are Sunday, and there are few media events — perhaps the Super Bowl and, to a lesser extent, presidential election — that are covered by virtually every media outlet imaginable. Here’s a selected primer:

  • CNN: Ellen Will Wear Suit
  • FishbowlLA: Oscar Watch 2007
  • FBLA: Oscar Winner Not Dressing To Impress
  • Deadline Hollywood Daily: 7 Spoilers
  • DHD: Warning: Sunday’s Telecast Could Be Longest Ever
  • AP: Best Picture Anyone’s Guess
  • USA Today: Dove’s D.I.Y. Ad
  • Bangkok Post: Are Acceptance Speeches a Thing of the Past?
  • Oscar.com: Street Closures
  • Slate: Thinks the Oscars Suck, And Voters Agree
  • San Francisco Chronicle: Will Scorsese Finally Win One?
  • MTV: Kurt Loder Knows Oscars
  • Pop Matters: The Year’s Best …
  • Salon: … And Overlooked Films
  • Defamer: The Dirty Red Carpet
  • Radar: Useful Party-Crash Tips