Last week we were kvetching about how reality television has gotten stale, predictable and LAME. We urged the gods/producers to resist the temptation to make Biggest Loser: House Pet Edition.
And here is what we found today on Craigslist:
MY DOG IS FAT AND SO ARE YOU-TV PILOT (LA)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-06-25, 10:57AM PDT
THIS IS A PILOT FOR A KNOWN CHANNEL AND PRODUCTION COMPANY
HOST-Male or Female 28-38
they should have a dog or enjoy being around dogs and have a good understanding about care and health of a dog as well as an intrests (sic) in diet/nutrition and exercise. They should be compassionate about the situation yet direct enough to help the dogs and owners reach their goal.
*I must see a hosting reel before an audition time is given. By drop off or a link to their reel. OUR email is firstname.lastname@example.org – Edit role –
Rate: $3000 for pilot
The rest of the roles are experts and all have the rate of $1200.00 for the pilot
REAL VETERINARIAN (must be a practicing VET)
REAL- HUMAN PSYCHOLOGIST
REAL- DOG TRAINER
AUTHOR OF DOG HEALTH BOOK (published)
Is there someone that works in the world of dogs that could have something to offer this show, getting the dogs and owners back in good health. Please submit them with the service that they offer for dogs and people or just one of them. Or if you have a great plan that you have been trying to get out there about overweight dogs. please send us a email to explain your plan be sure you include a picture. or get a 2-5 reel of you to the office or a link to your reel and information. YOU MUST HAVE A REEL OR A LINK OR YOU WILL NOT BE SEEN.
REPLY TO email@example.com
Great. The Fourth Horseman’s ride has cellulite.