It’s hard to tell from the byline, but Quinn Keaney is in fact a woman. As such, the headline and sub-headline for her MTV.com item about Rihanna’s bares-nearly-all Esquire UK spread may turn out to be the unisex one to beat.
Out of the gate, Keaney has plenty of male, female, straight and gay company when it comes to praising the pics, which were also teased by the singer via Instagram. Perez Hilton ends his headline with “…This Is The Best Day Ever!” The Huffington Post Canada closes out their third paragraph with – (We understand if you have to take a cold shower now. We’ll wait.) And HipHollywood declares that “hell, you can almost see her areola … TWICE!”