Either This Wallpaper Goes Or I Wear It

We’ve seen nice wallpaper in our day, but we’ll confess that it never occurred to us to wear it. We must be operating at even lesser speeds than we typically do, as it has occurred to someone else and we’re not generally used to being this far behind the curve. Ben Pell, described in the Metropolis article as a “trained architect” (aren’t we all?), developed a system called Walldrobe Wearpaper. (Someone call an editor.) With the help of his “research assistant,” Pell came up with this: