Early Morning Whining With Weigel at Dulles

This morning Slate‘s Dave Weigel (D-Gargling) had an ordeal with toothpaste at Washington Dulles International Airport. The powers that be confiscated toothpaste from him, causing him to fuss, “Once again, my plot to destroy western civilization with 4 oz of toothpaste has been thwarted. Compromise: When throwing out toothpaste, TSA agents should at least be required to say ‘This is so dumb, right? I’m plotting a mutiny.'”