Dude, That's Even Farther Than Hoboken

We’d heard rumblings on the interwebs that an intrepid NYT reporter (is there any other kind?) had been nosing around Philadephia, hoping to cobble together a story about its new place as New York’s sixth borough. We know someone who lives in Philadelphia, and we’re sorry to say that we see him even fewer times than we see our friends in Brooklyn, an increasingly rare to quite rare occurrence. Turns out some people not only live in Philly and like it but keep trying to convince others that taking a 75-minute train is really, seriously guys just like taking the subway, only cooler.