It seems like someone, at least by now, should have pulled Donald Trump aside and told him, “You know, the more you talk the worse it gets.” But alas, Trump keeps on going. This morning he dug himself even further into a hole when he told Fox & Friends that his decision to ask for Obama’s birth certificate wasn’t racist.
As FishbowlNY pointed out, The New Yorker’s Dave Remnick ranted about this recently, and now a political advocacy group for African-Americans is saying that Trump is racist as well. But everyone is wrong, because according to Trump, he is not racist at all. As Gawker notes, he told Fox & Friends:
When it comes to racism and racists, I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist. I’ve had great relationships.
Trump, never one to know when to shut the hell up, doesn’t stop there.
How does he know that he is the least racist person? A black guy won on The Apprentice one time, that’s how:
Randal Pinkett won on The Apprentice a little while ago, a couple years ago, and Randal’s been outstanding in every way. So I am the least racist person.
There you have it folks. Sorry to all of you who think you’re not racist. No matter what you’re at least a little racist, because Trump is the least racist person.