Does that mean they'll change the Style Book?

This morning, Fishbowl seemingly received a great tip: The AP will now be our newest competition in this news space: Having realized they’ve been too dry and personality-free, the venerate news organization will henceforth start blogging. Fishbowl loves a good hoax more than anyone, so we rush to share the news. So, go ahead and throw your blue AP Stylebook out the window, because things are apparently gonna change for the hipper. Down here on Broadway, we’re already quaking in our boots.