DC's Desperate For "Real Housewives"

But according to Carol Joynt, whose own name has been thrown into the ring of speculation, “No “real” housewife of Washington, DC, will ever go on national television and drink white wine all the long day, wave around a black card, let cameras follow her to the Botox salon, fire verbal bitch slaps at her supposed “best friends” and risk the kind of embarrassment that is guaranteed by the exposure.”