Daughter-Abusing Alec Baldwin to Pen ‘A Journey Through Fatherhood’

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Every now and then, gold falls into our lap. Yesterday, that gold came in the form of St. Martin’s Press’ Winter 2009 catalog of upcoming books. On September 23rd, the publishing house will release A Promise To Ourselves, in which Alec Baldwin, who called his 11-year-old daughter a “thoughtless little pig,” will offer “practical guidance to help other avoid the anguish he has endured.”

Baldwin, who has a great assistant, “levels a scathing attack at what he calls the ‘family law industry.'” Because, you know, made-up concepts make much easier targets than people.

Because we refuse to let this die, after the jump, Baldwin yells at Dora the Explorer.