Cutting through the Razzle Dazzle of Art Basel: A Plea for Help

A whopping 66.66% of Team UnBeige will be heading down to Miami Beach late next week for a megadose of art and design at Art Basel. As far as we can tell, this year there are approximately 10 million events going on there, and we’re going to do our best to get organized, synchronize our watches, and assemble our massive shared to-do list on a Danny Tanner-style Clipboard of Fun so we don’t end up overwhelmed and sobbing by the Delano Hotel pool.