Cristiano Ronaldo Poses Naked for Vogue Spain

Hey, you like soccer, right? No, of course you don’t. It’s a terrible sport. Still, you can appreciate Cristiano Ronaldo as an athlete. And — if you’re into this type of thing — you can also enjoy Ronaldo’s naked bod on the cover of the latest Vogue Spain.

Ronaldo and his child-like nipples were photographed by Mario Testino. Standing in front of Ronaldo is Irina Shayk, his fiancee. Feel free to zoom in on the cover as you deem necessary.