Cover Battle: The New Yorker or Allure

Welcome back to another edition of FishbowlNY’s weekly Cover Battle. This round features The New Yorker taking on Allure. We chose The New Yorker because it reminds us of spring, a time when it (supposedly) doesn’t snow every single f*cking day and the sun (allegedly) shines.

For its March issue, Allure has Victoria Beckham on its cover. Here she is once again desperately trying to make us all forget that she was once associated with people who said things like “I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah.”

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