CNN Gives Scottish Independence Story 110 Percent

ICYMI: a majority of Scotland doesn’t mind being part of the United Kingdom after all.

All due apologies to William Wallace of Braveheart fame but it seems they don’t want their FREEEEEEDOM as much as we might have thought. Now imagine if we’d been able to resolve the American Revolution in such a well-behaved way! As we ponder that and pour some of ye olde gin on the cobblestone curb, did you happen to see how CNN reported the results?

When the votes were in from all 32 council areas, the “No” side prevailed with more than 2 million votes over 1.6 million for “Yes”. That total is important to note because it’s the closest international media has come to reporting 100 percent of the vote. However, ratings-challenged CNN wanted to be first in line, so they did this:

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For those scoring at home, that’s 110 percent.

Maybe there were some mail-in votes that had to make the cut. Who knows?

(And we wonder why Americans distrust mass media.)