CIA Answers Your Burning Questions for Its One-Month Twitterversary

The CIA's got jokes!

The CIA, not usually known for having the best sense of humor, celebrated its one-month #Twitterversary with 10 minutes of jokes, answering what it says are the most asked questions they’ve gotten. To kick things off, we get the answer above. We’re not quite sure we believe them.

Next, for all the job seekers:

Because the most retweeted picture ever will never get old:

For the CIA nerds:

And the response that got, by far, the most retweets with 76,000 and 42,000 favorites:


Jokes! Probably won’t do anything to make Germany less angry about that whole spying thing, but Americans got a good chuckle out of it.