Chevy Created the First All-Emoji Press Release and Norm MacDonald ‘Translated’

What, no emoticons? :(

…or so they claim.

First, the company released a GIF teaser of sorts yesterday.

Then came the full press release, complete with a very extensive emoji message:

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Comedian Norm McDonald then “translated” the message this afternoon…we think:

How accurate was he? We have no idea. It’s a freaking car.