Caroline Daniel: Funny

From her pool report today:

    The real Bush also said nothing (but emitted no steam) as he disembarked from Marine One at 8:48. He strode presidentially across his home turf, waving twice toward the cameras, and then ducked under the awning and into the residence.

    A quick sleep, and then off to raise funds for an alleged mistress
    beater and a known macaca greeter.