BREAKING: We're All Going to Die...Tonight. Seriously. Kinda.

All the hullabaloo about the alignment with the moon’s orbit and the earth’s shadow made a few religious groups fearful of the Second Coming. They shouted to anyone who would listen, and much like the street corner preacher, many people walked right on by, faking a cell phone call.

Prior to that media blitz was the Mayan Apocalypse of 2012.

For millennia, the ancient people of the Yucatan have shared with people that the end of their calendar means the end of the world.