Breaking: Perez Hilton To Be The 'Gay Barbara Walters Of VH1'

Perez Hilton‘s not going to The View. He’s going to VH1:

Perez is coming to television!!!!!
Perez is coming to television!!!!!
Perez is coming to television!!!!!
Perez is coming to television!!!!!
Perez is coming to television!!!!!

We are just so incredibly happy!

It is with great pleasure that we can finally announce …

VH1 has picked up a show starring the Queen of All Media.

What Perez Sez will be a series of one-hour specials, with the first one premiering in September.