BREAKING NEWS

…Well, not yet, but you can expect it soon.

Why? Because Howard Kurtz is on vacation and history tells us that, when he skips town, major, breaking news takes place.

Examples:

Kurtz’s wedding: Jayson Blair and Rick Bragg stories break.

July 2005: Mark Felt revealed as “Deep Throat”

August 2005: Peter Jennings passes away.

December 2005: Jack Anderson passes away.