Book Party Fit for a Queen (Or a Housewife)

Love her or hate her, Real Housewives of D.C.’s resident Brit, Cat Ommanney, is getting even more notoriety for being so real. This weekend she’s celebrating the release of her book, “Inbox Full,” with a Friday night cocktail party at Eden on I Street. The event is strictly invitation only, and will feature an hour-long open bar and a book signing.

The book is essentially a diary, chronicling the housewife’s life over three years. It goes into detail on Ommanney’s “trek towards a new life,” says a press release, as well as her affair with a married man.

Hopefully other D.C. housewives will show up. We’re most excited about the possibility of seeing Human Lizard Lynda Erkiletian or Michaele Salahi, who’s no stranger to crashing parties she isn’t invited to. Salahi definitely won’t get an invite. Ommanney has already said she won’t do a second season if the Salahis are anywhere near it.