Beyoncé Got Us All Excited Over Nothing

Seriously though, our Twitter feed was ALL ABOUT rumors of a brand-new Beyoncé album thanks to the supposed internal leak that landed on every blog everywhere.

Then we saw the real-life press release this morning. In case you’re living under a rock, it’s a re-release of her previous album…with two new tracks, “a mini version of the official 2015 Beyonce calendar,” a live DVD for those who don’t get HBO, and four remixes.

That song we thought would be called “DONK” featuring Nicki Minaj is just a remix of “Flawless” featuring Nicki Minaj…who hasn’t had a good verse since Kanye rubbed Bon Iver’s head and made an album come out.*

So