If you’re stuck on a career path you’re not particularly enjoying, but think that going back to school to get that bigger, better degree is way too much work, well think again! We’ve learned that the secret is to simply orchestrate the most impressive Olympics opening ceremonies anyone has ever seen and voila! now you have a doctorate from Boston University. At least that’s how director Zhang Yimou did it, the film director who designed and assembled the absurdly massive Beijing ceremonies. And now he’ll be handed his very own Doctor of Humane Letters at the school’s commencement ceremony in May of next year. So, really, what are you waiting for? It’s a breeze and even cheaper than our unaccredited UnBeige School of Higher Education Leaning (where Masters Degrees are still available for only $249!).