Be a Star–thanks to Craig!

Craigslist continues to astound me:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE EDDIE MURPHY?
Reply to: job-@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-17, 5:33PM PDT

USA is launching its newest makeover series looking for people who have always dreamed of being in a certian movie or acting like one of their favorite movie stars. If you have dreamed of being Eddy Murphy and think you look and/or act like him, we want to meet you! PLease contact us and send us a brief description of you and some pictures.

Job location is Los Angeles

Don’t they really mean:

“Job location is West Hollywood on Santa Monica Blvd. at 4:45am” ?

And as for acting like Eddie! I don’t want to see those audition tapes.