As Nostradamus Forsoothed, When the “Cockblockers” Cometh, the End is Near

Variety‘s Chris Gardner reports it straight, but no doubt even a grizzled Hollywood trade paper veteran like him is as unnerved as I am that a pitch actually entitled “Cockblockers” has sold to Paramount for $1.2 million. Fortunately, it went to a deserving, struggling pair of unknown actors named Seann William Scott and Topher Grace.

You can read all about it online, if you dare.

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Or you can repent!

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It’s your call, you cloven-hoofed fiend.