“Hey assholes! Your website is a minefield of poorly implemented code. 5 minutes to load waiting for bullshit from mediabistro.com, mediacdn.disqus.com, and all the other snoopware and tracking apps, then your flash plug-in crashes. Locked up every tab in my (current) Firefox browser. What is this, some kind of ambush?”
Note to AnonymASS: You get points for making us laugh. But we assure you, the delays aren’t typical. Sh-t happens.