Americans Want To Be Stranded On A Desert Island With Colbert

Parade.com’s latest pop culture poll has found that people, when stranded on an island, want satire. ”When asked which ‘politico’ Americans would most want to be stranded with on an island,” the press release begins, ”’truthiness’ prevailed! Twenty-nine percent of respondents chose Stephen Colbert over Hillary Clinton (23%), Barack Obama (19%), George W. Bush (17%) and Rudy Giuliani (12%).”