Afternoon Reading List 01.04.11

* Today’s advice column in The Daily Caller has it all. 1. Al Roker makes fun of Tucker Carlson for saying Michael Vick should be executed. He questions the oxygen in Carlson’s brain and calls him “an idiot. ” In turn, the advice columnist suggests that ridiculing Tucker’s ancient bow tie-wearing ways is comparable to making jokes about Roker’s former fat physique since his stomach stapling. 2. Necrophelia 3. Bo Obama 4. Whoopi Goldberg.