Ad Seeking Writers in Different League

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SEEKING GREAT WRITERS (Hollywood)

Reply to: job-1039423087@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-02-17, 9:15PM PST

We are seeking excellent writers with impressive resumes on IMDb, and who also have connections for getting us in front of the right people. That would definitely get you producer as well as writer credit. These projects are for both TV and feature film, and are both drama and comedy. WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM ANYONE WHO THINKS HE/SHE IS A GREAT WRITER, AND CLAIMS THAT THEY HAVE CONNECTIONS, BUT TRULY IS NOT AND DON’T. PLEASE DON’T WASTE OUR TIME! Thank you.

* Location: Hollywood
* Compensation: TBD

HA! “We want someone talented, accomplished and well-connected so they can come up with an idea – write it and produce it – make a billion dollars and let us hang out with you at the Oscar party. Because all you need is a great screenplay, great director, great actors and a great idea to make a great movie!! No fat chicks.”