A Welcome Wagon

The Extreme-ness offers his own little Welcome Guide to his new neighbors: The Politico staffers.

    The gym on the mezzanine level is pretty good. I just joined it. But I must tell you how surprised I was to discover that the weights were so heavy. As a courtesy to others using the gym, after I’m done with my towel I fold it up and put it back up on the shelf. Help yourself.

    Next to the gym is a dentist. I use him. Althought when I do, I tremble like a bunny because he’s armed, and I’m not.

So much for being “so EXTREME” Mortman. Sheesh…