Without giving too much away, TIME.com’s top picks for WebNewser-related topics:
Tweet: “Victory is ours!!!!!!!” Ashton Kutcher declaring victory over CNN April 14 in their competition to see who would reach 1 million Twitter followers first.
Facebook story: The explosive growth by the social-networking site.
Viral video: The Longest Way 1.0—One-Year Walk-Beard Grow Time Lapse, in which Christoph Rehage spent nearly one year attempting to walk from China to Germany, not cutting his hair or shaving his chin along the way.