The 12 Days of Cosby

No entertainment news story was stretched as far across 2014, or with such sickening, cumulative power, as the one involving Bill Cosby. To reflect those facts, we have chosen to recap the trail in the form of a modified holiday song sheet. This is no sing-along; more like a shock-along.

On the first day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
An angry ex-attorney.

On the second day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
A double shot of stand-down comedy.

On the third day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Three thousand meme mockeries.

On the fourth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Four shades of gender inequality.

On the fifth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Five seconds of silence, eerie.

On the sixth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Some 1969 double whammy.

On the seventh day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
A supermodel from the seventies.

On the eighth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Some 8.0 AP skullduggery.

On the ninth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
Nine more reasons to view suspiciously.

On the tenth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
A tenuous star biography.

On the eleventh day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
A shocking December 11th entry.

On the twelfth day of Cosby, my newsfeed sent to me.
A dozen more overloads to the sensory. (Page Six, Gloria Allred, Camille Cosby, Chloe Gaines, Playboy Mansion, Spellman College, Evin Cosby, Judy Huth, LA District Attorney, “Lisa,” Dr. Phil, Marty Singer vs. CNN.)
 
[Photos: Cosby at American Comedy Awards, New York, April 26, 2014 – Debby Wong/Shutterstock.com; Cosby at Philadelphia Memorial Day celebrations November 11, 2014 – Lamarr McDaniel/Shutterstock.com]