The Delaware Senate race is shaping up to be the weirdest in the nation this fall. In her first campaign ad, Christine O'Donnell confirmed that she is not a witch—and suggested that she is, in fact, "you." In response, her opponent, Chris Coons, is asking you to confirm that you are not Christine O'Donnell. (This may be obvious to you, but Coons wants it in writing anyway—and is offering a nifty "Not Me" icon for Facebook and Twitter in return.) However, for those confused by the transitive property, it's important to remember that while you may not be Christine O'Donnell, and while Christine O'Donnell may not be a witch, that doesn't mean that you yourself aren't quite possibly a witch. Via The Awl.