Yes, more ridiculous college bowl names

The world may be going to hell in a handbasket, but there’s one thing we can give thanks for: the year’s college-football bowl games are finally over. It’s not that the games themselves are a bad thing, though there are absurdly too many of them. The problem, of course, is that the corporatized names of the games sound so silly as to bring modern marketing, if not capitalism in it entirety, into bad repute.