"Do you want to be perceived as rich and cuddly? Of course you do!"
"This is a personal ad for my Volvo 245GL '93," he writes. "Red. Five owners before me. Complete service journal by Volvo up until in 2009. Inspected until November 30. New battery and radiator. Summer and winter tires. 7500 Swedish crowns or the highest bidder."
That's about $1,142. A bargain, judging by the epic video.