Warren Buffett and Quicken Loans Will Pay You $1 Billion for a Perfect March Madness Bracket

It's just that easy!

It's not quite Dr. Evil money, but Warren Buffett—through Berkshire Hathaway and Quicken Loans—is offering a cool $1 billion to anyone who completes a perfect March Madness bracket this year.

Think you're really good at predicting the outcome of basketball games? Don't bank on making it rain in Bora Bora just yet. Your odds of filling out a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, a number that I did not realize existed until today.

While we're at it, I'd like to offer $1 zillion to the person who locates a Taco Bell that still serves Choco Tacos.