Wake up to a tasty serving of Cox Sausage

Dewey Cox, soon to grace movie screens in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, wouldn’t be much of a fake celebrity if he didn’t have a fake product to shill. Hence, this spot for Cox Sausage, in which the jokes all but send a telegram to let you know they’re coming. Still, hearing about the “big Cox smoker” got a snort out of me. This actually looks like an interesting flick, and we’ll have to see if his hearty appetite for Cox Sausage contributes to the inevitable bloated, purple, dead-on-the-toilet phase of his career.

—Posted by David Kiefaber