Grasshopper.com's epic parody 1980s entrepreneurial video has all the right things. It has the word "epic" in the title. It has that one-take, walking toward the camera while grabbing props out of nowhere thing that people go nuts for. It has a great actor who went to the Shatner school of pausing. It references psychologically important American cult films like American Psycho. And it includes amazing '80s music. It even has amazingly useless joke acronyms. And if you don't love it for all that, watch it to see the best example of a business card ever conceived. All of which is why it's another YouTube success for this small business that serves small businesses. The only thing that would have made it better is kittens.